Golden Reporter Staff Image: An image of one crayon quickly multiplying is shown A scandal has been unfolding over the passed few days. The individuals, MatthewSmithYT and stasp, the latter of which who was previously entrusted to host Golden Crayon, decided to put up a private server of Golden Crayon, dubbing it, "Better Golden Crayon". The pair distributed … Read more
Tunmi declares a major update should be dropping today or tomorrow. Improvements to the wax template, potentially an elevator and other suggestions and bugfixes are expected to be included in the update. Tunmi has said the update is quite large, especialy for a non-major release. The update will be called golden crayon 2.1. We at … Read more
We’re not here to report on a breaking story or some kind of trouble or termoil, we’re here to say thank you for following us for the month or so we’ve existed. We’ve already achieved a map data of 48 KB, which has to be one of the largest in the game. Thank you all … Read more
Image: A frame of a crayon with an hole in the end. Houses appear to be tumbling from the crayon’s gaping hole. It has been revealed that (in celebration of a "new era" of gc, matilda525’s house building event has been revived with ulterations by the new staff team. Although very few details have been … Read more
Image: An image of blindgamer standing angrily attempting to draw his admin flag, however its suggested he gets angrier and angrier when he realises it doesn’t work. Tunmi then taps him on the shoulder with a frying pan, banning him. We’re late to report this story, however the main editor of this news paper was … Read more
Image: An image showing a black void sucking in a bunch of old timey paper maps is shown Over the passed week a worrying trend was being noticed. That is, the slow decline of maps on the game. The game has seen a spike of maps getting all the way up to 1772 on Monday, … Read more
The first draft of the admin team has been proclaimed and promoted today! The new administrators are, blindLightning, who was a former admin on ROTU, Oscar, VIP Potato, and Lilou. A new French speaking builder. Neeraj was also promoted, and a shock to some, Emanuel. For moderators, we have mary_queen, and returning to the team … Read more
Image: An image of Tunmi13 wearing a hard hat and holding a spanner is shown. He has a computer screen up which shows the code for golden crayon. Image of bugs on the screen are shown. Tunmi smacks them with his hammer, destroying the pests. Today tunmi pushes a few bugfixes meant to correct crippling … Read more
Image: A frame shows eight wheels with the words CRAYON painted on them in gold crashing into staff members several times. This morning at about 10:10AM UTC, gc started crashing repeatedly for about 10 minutes. These eight crashes would have been thought to be runtime errors on the server’s end, however it appears not to … Read more
Image: The previous image is shown, this time the circle with ben is depicted as being repeatedly wacked with a frying pan The scandal concerning madgamer kalahami and ben came to a close last night. Tunmi took testimonies from both kalahami, and ben. Tunmi decided and concluded that ben indeed logged into madgamer’s account and … Read more