Golden Reporter open to new management

Well, yet another message. Not sure what’s going to happen to this map, but I think after what happened I want to take a break from the game. I’m open to someone taking over the map, at least until I get more zeal to continue updating the news.

Housing contest confirm for axing.

Image: An image of a flaming axe slashing the house from the last article is shown. The house falls to the ground, onfire, landing on matilda525. Tunmi today confirms the cancellation of the housing construction event. You can hault construction in hopes of capturing the 500 thousand coins and builder badge. 80% was supposed to … Read more

Meatbag throws hat in.

Image: An image of meatbag talking to matilda525is shown, followed by another frame of him throwing a hat off a cliff in a fit of rage, then slowly fading away with the words, "Why did you type /deleteme!" Above him. Breaking news! Meatbag this morning around 7:35AM ECT stepped down from the admin rank an … Read more

Contest in limbo.

Image: A graphic of a house floating down, then suddenly stops is shown. Matilda525 looks at the house, with a look of concern and disappointment. The recently announced house building contest is up in limbo, since it was coordinated by matilda525. It is unsure whether or not the other admins will continue the contest. 80% … Read more

New rank added! Moderator.

Image: A graphic showing 3 rectangles all squeezed together. They are the 3 class of players. Regular players, admins in the middle, and the dev at the top. Between players and administrator, a 4TH rectangle squeezes in, labelled "Moderator". Tunmi adds the moderator rank, similar to what he had in ROTU. These guys are like … Read more

A message from Jaidon

Well, no date. This isn’t an article. Its me, Jaidon. As you saw with the previous article, tonight I was demoted. First, let me say this post is to do 2 things. One, give a goodbye message, and 2, talk about Golden Reporter. let me start by saying that I enjoye being admin. I liked … Read more

Matilda525 demoted.

Image: There is an image of Jaidon, holding a frying pand in his right hand, and a flag in the other, then Tunmi swoops in quickly, taking both items, holding to him angrily screaming, "No!" Breaking news! Matilda525 tonight demoted as admin from the game. The occurance was rather sudden with no comment from the … Read more

Noted anti-establishmentarian returns.

Image: There’s an image of a shadowed figure with a microhpone in their left hand, and a trident in the right hand. Behind them is a large crowd of angry excited players. Tunmi and the admin team are hiding behind a building called the Golden Store, trembling crying in fear. Noted critic and anti-establishmentarian, Vulcan … Read more

GC crashes 5 times last night.

Image: You see what looks to be several frames of a crayon with wheels crashing into different objects. One crashes into a river, the second into a pizza shaped sign labelled, "See? I taste delicious and I’m covered in tomato sauce!" the third, into a crayon store, in a twist of irony, the fourth crashes … Read more

Players propose scripting be added to golden crayon, however developer sceptical.

Image: There’s a graphic of people typing at a computer. They appear to be typing what looks like python. With each line, the world around them expands Some folks propose tunmi expands the interactable by adding a so-called interactable script. Advocates pointing to the player now having emmence control and power when it comes to … Read more