Golden Reporter Staff

Golden crayon again sees an uptick in players, however officials still unsure if they’re alts of conner, or simter’s lot. Most of them have went to the spanish channel, so most likely they are new players

Image: A cartoon of an over the top player runs around GC with a rifle firing at random players. The admins chase him with their frying pans rased menasingly. Well not so menasing as they can’t support their massive weight. Simter returned to the game several days ago, and in his presence causing a rockus … Read more

Image: Players in hardhats fall from a massive cartoon recreation of sam tupy’s face. The players fall ungracefully to the ground. GC sees a steady increase in maps, this comes after the game saw steady stagnation and decline. Here’s to the revitalisation of the game

Image: Two frames are shown. On the left is a cartoon image of the admin team standing. They are all holding the normal frying pans. The second frame shows the same picture however the frying pans are twice the size of the admins. In both cartoons Matilda525 looks insatisfied as he stares intently as his … Read more

Image: A podium Is shown. Pentaholic is shown in third, Kavya in second and Marry in first. Fireworks birst around them. The firework event concludes leaving some salty and bitter, with Pentaholic starting strong, however dropping off due to sleep. Coach and kavya slipped up, capturing 1123 and just over 1400 fireworks launched respectively. However, … Read more

Image: A wistful looking matilda525 is shown. To the left of him is an animation of GC players holding rifles and creeping through the woods. On his right fireworks exploding against the roof of the Main Map building. A person in the second frame is captioned saying, "My head heards". We wrote the date in … Read more

Image: Two frames are shown. One shows a treasure chest while the other shows a question mark imprinted over the american flag. Today is a busy day, with a possible 2 events scheduled for today. Firstly, there is a zone scavenger hunt, with a prize of 290 thousand coins up for grabs. And nextly, tunmi … Read more

Image: A group of bored looking admins stand around the door the player Coach previously was pointing at. The player opens the door dramatically and the admins walk in. Coach announces completion of challenge maps. Now the admins will have to attempt evaluating the map

Image: An image of the Golden Reporter printer has slow to a full hault. The website, which everyone is flooding to, is covered by people in hardhats carrying saws, hammers and other tools. Matilda525 stands to the side looking at the tools greedily. We’re celebrating the Golden Reporter’s one week birthday here at the golden … Read more

Image: Matilda525 is holding his chain gun. He tries firing however it doesn’t launch any chocolate boxes! He stomps off in a strop. Yesterday, several players received their chocolate. Approximately 12 people received their free chocolate from Matilda525, to celebrate Pentaholic’s 19TH birthday on yesterday. Everyone enjoyed a sweet treat, however Matilda, the doner lost … Read more