User banned for requesting admin on game in exchanged for clone.

Image: A cartoon of a player handing Tunmi13 a fork. They take a Admin flag in return. Tunmi13 shouts "NO!" and takes the flag back. He chucks the fork in the player’s face along with a frying pan! amirali.f banned for 2 days for requesting clones in exchange for adminship on a game.

Cloner couple returns.

Image: Two people walk through the gates of GC and their frying pans are removed. Before entering the gates, they drop their forks on the floor. The star couple returns to GC. Unfortunately reporters couldn’t catch up with the cloner couple, however their sentence has indeed been revoked.

One user causes hyper inflation in GC.

Image: A cartoon of a player vomitting out coins. The admin team stand looking annoyed repeatedly handing the player sick bowls and Matilda525 impatiently swings his frying pan back and forth. GC inflation rampant thanks to the antics of Tony. Its unknown how will the admin team and developer handle this new influx of coins … Read more

Disgruntled Taiwanese builder announces event map construction pushback.

Image: An image of a player looking sad. He points at the same door which now says coming later :-(. Rather than a question mark, there is now a sign saying, "I knew it!". Coach announces delay on his event. The Taiwanese builder was disappointed and somewhat sad when he told reporters that he’d be … Read more

Communist fantasy turns to universal nightmare

Image: Two frames are shown. One shows the USSR flag with a sadface printed over it. The other frame shows a commical image of Putin glaring at the player Toney. Breaking news! It is suspected that the player Tony has been cheating their inventory! This shocking scandal unfolded after he gave coach approximately 25 million … Read more

Filips: “mansion to be finished in 3 days or less!”.

Image: The image of the pixelated mansion shown previously is loaded on to a space craft and floats towards Golden Crayon with a count down saying 2 days:23 hours:59minutes. Filips declares his new mansion should be available to the public iabout 2 days. He’s currently taking in requests for personal rooms.

COACH ALMOST FINISHED WITH ASPIRING-EVENT MAP, OR SO HE SAYS.

Image: A picture of a player pointing towards a locked door looking excited. A sign on the door says coming soon. A question mark is printed on the door however. Coach announces his map which he hopes the GC administration will turn into an official event, should be done by tomorrow. The Spritey coach on … Read more

GC SEES COMPITITION IN UNRELATED FIELD.

Image: A line of players wearing hard hats float up into the sky towards a deserted island. A massive commical face of Sam Tupy summons them with a flare. Long awaited STW released, to the excitement of many. Some sources predict the slow decline of Golden Crayon as players flock to the new STW.

Rule 8.5 draws public backlash.

Image: An image shows a queue of players. As they walk passed Tunmi13 they rip something from a scroll of parchment and thrust it violently into tunmi’s face looking angry. Many people voice concern with the new rule 8.5 which states stolen sounds can be used in only limitted amounts. Commentators criticised the vague language, … Read more

Travelpoint pushed back.

Image: An animation of a door being pushed slowly by a tired looking admin is shown. Other admins, looking annoyed, point towards the door as people walk about opening chocolate boxes loudly. The open your boxes map travel point was pushed to 20, 0, 0, after many players were frustrated by accidentally hitting it. Hopefully … Read more