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Now this is an issue that I cannot allow. Someone dared to make a cheap, rip off of my map without proper credits or royalty fees. I’m speaking of the golden reporter parodie map by BBS, more commonly known as Simter, or Zimptah. We at the Golden Reporter will take whatever action necessary and within our power to ensure the destruction of that disgrace to reporting, journalism, satire and comedy. We will be exerting as much corperatist power that we can possibly levy against them. We shall request millions in coins in reparations to be shared to our users. We swear, that such acts will not go unpunished. Bad Brother Simter will pay for this. We ensure his jailing from the game. We shall ensure that we shall own his youtube channel. We shall own the clothes on his back, the pants on his ass, and the shoes on his foot. We’ll own the teeth in his mouth even! We shall make an example of him, so that others will know our power. All his tacos are belong to us! Simter, I hope you have court clothes, cuz by the time we’re finished with you we’ll burn it off of you. Better to burn the court clothes than your bare naked skin