New rank added! Moderator.

Image: A graphic showing 3 rectangles all squeezed together. They are the 3 class of players. Regular players, admins in the middle, and the dev at the top. Between players and administrator, a 4TH rectangle squeezes in, labelled "Moderator". Tunmi adds the moderator rank, similar to what he had in ROTU. These guys are like … Read more

A message from Jaidon

Well, no date. This isn’t an article. Its me, Jaidon. As you saw with the previous article, tonight I was demoted. First, let me say this post is to do 2 things. One, give a goodbye message, and 2, talk about Golden Reporter. let me start by saying that I enjoye being admin. I liked … Read more

Matilda525 demoted.

Image: There is an image of Jaidon, holding a frying pand in his right hand, and a flag in the other, then Tunmi swoops in quickly, taking both items, holding to him angrily screaming, "No!" Breaking news! Matilda525 tonight demoted as admin from the game. The occurance was rather sudden with no comment from the … Read more

Noted anti-establishmentarian returns.

Image: There’s an image of a shadowed figure with a microhpone in their left hand, and a trident in the right hand. Behind them is a large crowd of angry excited players. Tunmi and the admin team are hiding behind a building called the Golden Store, trembling crying in fear. Noted critic and anti-establishmentarian, Vulcan … Read more

GC crashes 5 times last night.

Image: You see what looks to be several frames of a crayon with wheels crashing into different objects. One crashes into a river, the second into a pizza shaped sign labelled, "See? I taste delicious and I’m covered in tomato sauce!" the third, into a crayon store, in a twist of irony, the fourth crashes … Read more

Players propose scripting be added to golden crayon, however developer sceptical.

Image: There’s a graphic of people typing at a computer. They appear to be typing what looks like python. With each line, the world around them expands Some folks propose tunmi expands the interactable by adding a so-called interactable script. Advocates pointing to the player now having emmence control and power when it comes to … Read more

Another uptick in players causes… Concern?

Golden crayon again sees an uptick in players, however officials still unsure if they’re alts of conner, or simter’s lot. Most of them have went to the spanish channel, so most likely they are new players

Simter returns. Blessing or curse?

Image: A cartoon of an over the top player runs around GC with a rifle firing at random players. The admins chase him with their frying pans rased menasingly. Well not so menasing as they can’t support their massive weight. Simter returned to the game several days ago, and in his presence causing a rockus … Read more

Golden Crayon rebounds.

Image: Players in hardhats fall from a massive cartoon recreation of sam tupy’s face. The players fall ungracefully to the ground. GC sees a steady increase in maps, this comes after the game saw steady stagnation and decline. Here’s to the revitalisation of the game

New banning system improvements.

Image: Two frames are shown. On the left is a cartoon image of the admin team standing. They are all holding the normal frying pans. The second frame shows the same picture however the frying pans are twice the size of the admins. In both cartoons Matilda525 looks insatisfied as he stares intently as his … Read more