Image: An image of the Golden Reporter printer has slow to a full hault. The website, which everyone is flooding to, is covered by people in hardhats carrying saws, hammers and other tools. Matilda525 stands to the side looking at the tools greedily. We’re celebrating the Golden Reporter’s one week birthday here at the golden … Read more
Image: Matilda525 is holding his chain gun. He tries firing however it doesn’t launch any chocolate boxes! He stomps off in a strop. Yesterday, several players received their chocolate. Approximately 12 people received their free chocolate from Matilda525, to celebrate Pentaholic’s 19TH birthday on yesterday. Everyone enjoyed a sweet treat, however Matilda, the doner lost … Read more
Image: A huge rain storm is shown, however the rain is blood red. Amongst the rain is a twitter bird with a python on its back. Meatbag announces new twitter for Continental Studios, the home of the upcoming awaited Bloodstorm Python rewrite. Go follow for news, teasers, and a chance to beta test! @continentalstu1
Image: An image of Matilda525 holding a chain gun. When players hand him small pieces of paper, he fires chocolate boxes at them at a tremendous speed. 19 really is the number 16 upsided down. Matilda525 has vowed to make penta’s birthday a sweet one, promising 19 free chocolate boxes for anyone who logs in … Read more
Image: A picture of a massive birthday cake is shown. The admin team, excluding Pentaholic hide behind whispering secretively. Happy birthday to Pentaholic. We wish them many more and a happy and prosperous birthday. Admins are expected to run an event, but nobody knows what they have in store
Image: A sad looking player carrying the same cannon as before. They run up and down firing the cannon at all sorts of mansion. Filips deletes all his mansion maps. He made the decision stating mansions aren’t his thing. We wish him best of luck here at the Golden Reporter.
Image: Two frames are shown. One shows a huge concert with thousands of people watching Matilda525 jamming out with an heavy metal band. The other frame shows a room with a piano and a drum set with only two people present. The first frame is labelled "DREAMS" while the other is labelled "REALITY". A third … Read more
Image: A cartoon of a person holding a big cannon which they point towards the pixelated castle. They pull the trigger, blowing it up spectacularly. The person look commically sad. Filips’ deletes 2d mansion map in shame as players and reporters alike express their dislike for the map. The Pakistani Builder completed it yesterday, making … Read more
Image: The printer shown in the first article slows to a hault as GC players flood to see a site on their computers. Golden Reporter to have website, according to Managing director Matilda525. The ambicious young man hopes to make the Golden Reporter reach far beyond a simple map. "The reporter won’t be just for … Read more
Image: A cartoon of Thannos is shown, he snaps his finger and half of the GC player base turns to dust. On Saturday we reported on a hypothetical GC player-drop. We regret to inform you, this seems to be reality, with Golden Crayon struggling to go above 15 players.