Spamkill line count increases from 7 to 10

Tunmi today announces an increase in the threshold for your map not to be considered spam. Its now up to 10 lines, where as it was previously 7. Tunmi will be doing a mapkill by then, so all maps less than 10 lines will be lost. This comes after a massive increase of maps over … Read more

Little mountain sees avalanch of issues, but overall a success.

Image: An image of crumbling bolders in the shape of bugs falling from the side of a mountain is shown. The little mountain update pushed yesterday while rich in features as promised, also came with a few issues. The new map debugger had an issue of announcing errors that aren’t actually correct or exist, and … Read more

Golden Crayon has been, cloned?

Image: An image of one crayon quickly multiplying is shown A scandal has been unfolding over the passed few days. The individuals, MatthewSmithYT and stasp, the latter of which who was previously entrusted to host Golden Crayon, decided to put up a private server of Golden Crayon, dubbing it, "Better Golden Crayon". The pair distributed … Read more

Major update to be launched, Tunmi says.

Tunmi declares a major update should be dropping today or tomorrow. Improvements to the wax template, potentially an elevator and other suggestions and bugfixes are expected to be included in the update. Tunmi has said the update is quite large, especialy for a non-major release. The update will be called golden crayon 2.1. We at … Read more

Golden reporter passes 50 thousand characters in mapdata!

We’re not here to report on a breaking story or some kind of trouble or termoil, we’re here to say thank you for following us for the month or so we’ve existed. We’ve already achieved a map data of 48 KB, which has to be one of the largest in the game. Thank you all … Read more

Matilda525’s house competition returned in a new era!

Image: A frame of a crayon with an hole in the end. Houses appear to be tumbling from the crayon’s gaping hole. It has been revealed that (in celebration of a "new era" of gc, matilda525’s house building event has been revived with ulterations by the new staff team. Although very few details have been … Read more

Blindgamer banned.

Image: An image of blindgamer standing angrily attempting to draw his admin flag, however its suggested he gets angrier and angrier when he realises it doesn’t work. Tunmi then taps him on the shoulder with a frying pan, banning him. We’re late to report this story, however the main editor of this news paper was … Read more

Second map slump.

Image: An image showing a black void sucking in a bunch of old timey paper maps is shown Over the passed week a worrying trend was being noticed. That is, the slow decline of maps on the game. The game has seen a spike of maps getting all the way up to 1772 on Monday, … Read more

New staff, we can’t be bothered to draw an image today

The first draft of the admin team has been proclaimed and promoted today! The new administrators are, blindLightning, who was a former admin on ROTU, Oscar, VIP Potato, and Lilou. A new French speaking builder. Neeraj was also promoted, and a shock to some, Emanuel. For moderators, we have mary_queen, and returning to the team … Read more

Fixes at last!

Image: An image of Tunmi13 wearing a hard hat and holding a spanner is shown. He has a computer screen up which shows the code for golden crayon. Image of bugs on the screen are shown. Tunmi smacks them with his hammer, destroying the pests. Today tunmi pushes a few bugfixes meant to correct crippling … Read more