Image: On the left, there’s a cartoonish image of what appears to be SpongeBob characters running around, all naked, while another graphic shows a bunch of people at a funeral crying. Today on Golden Crayon, a situation resembling the French Revolution broke out. Complete lawlessness prevailed, with people spamming long chats, racist and offensive onoffs, … Read more
Image: An image of a can labelled, "Demotion soup" is shown. Tunmi wacks over the Demotion Soup. Players, depected as ants rallys to the soup, spitting back out the soup after taking greedy slurps Today tunmi sights the reasons for his demotion of matilda525. The key reasons being inflamatory messages, however, critics point to the … Read more
Well, yet another message. Not sure what’s going to happen to this map, but I think after what happened I want to take a break from the game. I’m open to someone taking over the map, at least until I get more zeal to continue updating the news.
Image: An image of a flaming axe slashing the house from the last article is shown. The house falls to the ground, onfire, landing on matilda525. Tunmi today confirms the cancellation of the housing construction event. You can hault construction in hopes of capturing the 500 thousand coins and builder badge. 80% was supposed to … Read more
Image: An image of meatbag talking to matilda525is shown, followed by another frame of him throwing a hat off a cliff in a fit of rage, then slowly fading away with the words, "Why did you type /deleteme!" Above him. Breaking news! Meatbag this morning around 7:35AM ECT stepped down from the admin rank an … Read more
Image: A graphic of a house floating down, then suddenly stops is shown. Matilda525 looks at the house, with a look of concern and disappointment. The recently announced house building contest is up in limbo, since it was coordinated by matilda525. It is unsure whether or not the other admins will continue the contest. 80% … Read more
Image: A graphic showing 3 rectangles all squeezed together. They are the 3 class of players. Regular players, admins in the middle, and the dev at the top. Between players and administrator, a 4TH rectangle squeezes in, labelled "Moderator". Tunmi adds the moderator rank, similar to what he had in ROTU. These guys are like … Read more
Well, no date. This isn’t an article. Its me, Jaidon. As you saw with the previous article, tonight I was demoted. First, let me say this post is to do 2 things. One, give a goodbye message, and 2, talk about Golden Reporter. let me start by saying that I enjoye being admin. I liked … Read more
Image: There is an image of Jaidon, holding a frying pand in his right hand, and a flag in the other, then Tunmi swoops in quickly, taking both items, holding to him angrily screaming, "No!" Breaking news! Matilda525 tonight demoted as admin from the game. The occurance was rather sudden with no comment from the … Read more
Image: There’s an image of a shadowed figure with a microhpone in their left hand, and a trident in the right hand. Behind them is a large crowd of angry excited players. Tunmi and the admin team are hiding behind a building called the Golden Store, trembling crying in fear. Noted critic and anti-establishmentarian, Vulcan … Read more