Image: The previous image shows tunmi slowly fading in with the phrase changing to say, "He’s back! Quick! Stop misbehaving boys!" Tunmi13 has returned. Previously assumed to be too frightened to face his mess, it appears that Tunmi13 has had a feaver too bad for him to mobilise an anti revolutionary force. With revolutionaries showing … Read more
Image: An image of a stereotypical French person shown. It is caption, "Oui, oui, baguette!". After three days of inactivity, tunmi13’s neglect of golden crayon has resulted in spirts of ultimate anarchy amongst some of the playerbase, having left all the work load to Pentaholic the admin. Pentaholic is now struggling under the pressure and … Read more
Image: A cartoonish vodka bottle holding an admin flag is slowly being drained of its vodka Pentaholic expresses Exhaustion. Feeling overwelmed with the current situation. Both from a standpoint of dealing the players, and the managerial perspective. They did say that they’ll stay on the ship till the last man woman and child dies, however. … Read more
Image: A hollowed out image of tunmi13. Above, the phrase, "Where is he!" Printed in big bold yellow characters Players today shocked at the absence of the developer from the game. Some criticise the developer for putting the game in a precarious situation and not checking in. All the burden of managing the game has … Read more
Image: On the left, there’s a cartoonish image of what appears to be SpongeBob characters running around, all naked, while another graphic shows a bunch of people at a funeral crying. Today on Golden Crayon, a situation resembling the French Revolution broke out. Complete lawlessness prevailed, with people spamming long chats, racist and offensive onoffs, … Read more
Image: An image of a can labelled, "Demotion soup" is shown. Tunmi wacks over the Demotion Soup. Players, depected as ants rallys to the soup, spitting back out the soup after taking greedy slurps Today tunmi sights the reasons for his demotion of matilda525. The key reasons being inflamatory messages, however, critics point to the … Read more
Well, yet another message. Not sure what’s going to happen to this map, but I think after what happened I want to take a break from the game. I’m open to someone taking over the map, at least until I get more zeal to continue updating the news.
Image: An image of a flaming axe slashing the house from the last article is shown. The house falls to the ground, onfire, landing on matilda525. Tunmi today confirms the cancellation of the housing construction event. You can hault construction in hopes of capturing the 500 thousand coins and builder badge. 80% was supposed to … Read more
Image: An image of meatbag talking to matilda525is shown, followed by another frame of him throwing a hat off a cliff in a fit of rage, then slowly fading away with the words, "Why did you type /deleteme!" Above him. Breaking news! Meatbag this morning around 7:35AM ECT stepped down from the admin rank an … Read more
Image: A graphic of a house floating down, then suddenly stops is shown. Matilda525 looks at the house, with a look of concern and disappointment. The recently announced house building contest is up in limbo, since it was coordinated by matilda525. It is unsure whether or not the other admins will continue the contest. 80% … Read more