Image: An image of a massive concert is shown. Above the stages is a huge glass pot of coins. Music contest to be held today at 2PM UTC. 10AM ECT/Eastern, 9AM Central. 70 thousand up for grabs, chocolate for all.
Image: A fly is buzzing round the GC main map while a cheater runs after it, howling. Tunmi13 (A giant Godly Being surrounded in sunlight) stomps forward crushing them both, shouting, "NO!" Relief comes as tunmi13 came in and attempted patching the bug. He has put his foot down in a stearn anti-cheating policy.
Image: A cartoon of a player handing Tunmi13 a fork. They take a Admin flag in return. Tunmi13 shouts "NO!" and takes the flag back. He chucks the fork in the player’s face along with a frying pan! amirali.f banned for 2 days for requesting clones in exchange for adminship on a game.
Image: Two people walk through the gates of GC and their frying pans are removed. Before entering the gates, they drop their forks on the floor. The star couple returns to GC. Unfortunately reporters couldn’t catch up with the cloner couple, however their sentence has indeed been revoked.
Image: A cartoon of a player vomitting out coins. The admin team stand looking annoyed repeatedly handing the player sick bowls and Matilda525 impatiently swings his frying pan back and forth. GC inflation rampant thanks to the antics of Tony. Its unknown how will the admin team and developer handle this new influx of coins … Read more
Image: An image of a player looking sad. He points at the same door which now says coming later :-(. Rather than a question mark, there is now a sign saying, "I knew it!". Coach announces delay on his event. The Taiwanese builder was disappointed and somewhat sad when he told reporters that he’d be … Read more
Image: Two frames are shown. One shows the USSR flag with a sadface printed over it. The other frame shows a commical image of Putin glaring at the player Toney. Breaking news! It is suspected that the player Tony has been cheating their inventory! This shocking scandal unfolded after he gave coach approximately 25 million … Read more
Image: The image of the pixelated mansion shown previously is loaded on to a space craft and floats towards Golden Crayon with a count down saying 2 days:23 hours:59minutes. Filips declares his new mansion should be available to the public iabout 2 days. He’s currently taking in requests for personal rooms.
Image: A picture of a player pointing towards a locked door looking excited. A sign on the door says coming soon. A question mark is printed on the door however. Coach announces his map which he hopes the GC administration will turn into an official event, should be done by tomorrow. The Spritey coach on … Read more
Image: A line of players wearing hard hats float up into the sky towards a deserted island. A massive commical face of Sam Tupy summons them with a flare. Long awaited STW released, to the excitement of many. Some sources predict the slow decline of Golden Crayon as players flock to the new STW.