Note: A publishing date could not be established for this article. The date listed may not be correct. Now this is an issue that I cannot allow. Someone dared to make a cheap, rip off of my map without proper credits or royalty fees. I’m speaking of the golden reporter parodie map by BBS, more … Read more
The results of the opinion poll are in. 8 persons opted to respond to the poll. Now, for the results. There were 8 votes cast, with 88%, or 7 votes selecting the "Matilda/Jaidon’s Demotion was ridiculous" option, while only 1 vote, or 13% voted for the, "Matilda/Jaidon’s demotion was somewhat deserved, however bad timing", option. … Read more
Altnum1 and blindgamer were given bans for less than a day as a result of there part of the crayon revolution. However, much to the surprise of lightning he had no punishment despite his leading of revolution wave6.
Well, the actions of the previous days has finally caught up with meatbag, stasp and hassanrasa, with the trio banned for 3 weeks. The trio were the main orchestrators of the chaos
Image: An image of a human like being made of human excrement emerges out of an olympic swimming pool, taking a flag from tunmi. Coach today promoted to moderator. This promotion comes after a 2 day period of unadministration. Hopefully coach will help restore law and order to the game. Coach is the first piece … Read more
Image: An image of an election station is shown. A bit unusual for the golden Reporter, however we’ve created a poll to try and gage what our listeners think about the demotion situation. You can select multiple options, but vote to the best of your ability. Unfounded meaning the demotion was unfair, while deserved meaning … Read more
Image: The previous image shows tunmi slowly fading in with the phrase changing to say, "He’s back! Quick! Stop misbehaving boys!" Tunmi13 has returned. Previously assumed to be too frightened to face his mess, it appears that Tunmi13 has had a feaver too bad for him to mobilise an anti revolutionary force. With revolutionaries showing … Read more
Image: An image of a stereotypical French person shown. It is caption, "Oui, oui, baguette!". After three days of inactivity, tunmi13’s neglect of golden crayon has resulted in spirts of ultimate anarchy amongst some of the playerbase, having left all the work load to Pentaholic the admin. Pentaholic is now struggling under the pressure and … Read more
Image: A cartoonish vodka bottle holding an admin flag is slowly being drained of its vodka Pentaholic expresses Exhaustion. Feeling overwelmed with the current situation. Both from a standpoint of dealing the players, and the managerial perspective. They did say that they’ll stay on the ship till the last man woman and child dies, however. … Read more
Image: A hollowed out image of tunmi13. Above, the phrase, "Where is he!" Printed in big bold yellow characters Players today shocked at the absence of the developer from the game. Some criticise the developer for putting the game in a precarious situation and not checking in. All the burden of managing the game has … Read more